Maga Celeb Panics After Getting Caught Talking To a Minor
Jake Lang was caught allegedly arranging to meet a 15 year old girl, telling her to keep it a secret
By Mockler Media staff. Read disclaimer below this report.
Maga Influencer Jake Lang is in hot water after allegedly committing another felony, this time, involving a minor.
If his name sounds familiar, he was previously arrested, convicted, and then later pardoned by Trump for assaulting police officers with a weapon on January 6th. His criminal rap-sheet doesn’t stop there, here’s a great summary from Wikipedia (with source links included):
Edward Jacob “Jake” Lang was in prison for four years on an 11-count indictment, including assault charges for attacking officers with a baseball bat.[42][66][67][68] He is running for U.S. Senate from Florida in the Republican primary to be held in August 2026. On October 22, 2025, he said that, as senator: “I would deputize the Proud Boys and the January 6 Patriots to bounty hunt illegal immigrants.”[69] He also stated his “very first act as a US Senator” would be “to ban Islam!!”[70][71] On January 17, 2026, he led a pro-ICE march in Minneapolis, where he alleges he was stabbed and attacked by counterprotesters.[72][73] Lang was arrested on a felony vandalism charge on February 6, 2026, after destroying an ice sculpture at the Minnesota State Capitol that read “Prosecute ICE” on February 5.[74] He organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion in New York City on March 7, 2026, during which a homemade explosive device was thrown outside the mayor’s residence. Two suspects were arrested, and the incident was being investigated as an act of Islamic State-inspired terrorism.[75]
Jake Lang seems to find trouble in every single city he visits.
He was apparently arrested for defacing this anti-ice sculpture in Minnesota. Lang later claimed that he is facing felony charges, and $6,000 in damages.
Lang thought it would apparently be a brilliant idea to visit NYC, where things went about as terribly as you’d expect.
Zohran Mamdani didn’t hold back against Jake Lang and his activity that led to total chaos in New York City.
Lang was also spotted riding around NYC in the back of a U-Haul, seemingly grabbing the rear end of a goat to mock muslims. NYPD, per Mamdani’s statement, is monitoring the situation. Hopefully they look further into this incident as part of their review.
You may ask yourself how someone who assaults capitol police officers with a baseball bat, catches a felony charge in seemingly every city he visits, and headlines protests where explosives allegedly get detonated is able to walk the streets freely.
Maga rewards this behavior with fundraising and pardons. He started a controversial hospital fund after claiming he was “lynched” in Minneapolis, which netted him over $20,000. Trump pardoned him, along with thousands of other J6er’s.
His behavior should really come as no surprise when it’s rewarded by the Maga base, and he gets off for a crime that would lead to a regular person spending decades in prison.
Lang is incredibly racist, and frequently videos himself saying the n-word while throwing up sieg heils in public.
Now, we have a new shocking report that alleges he knowingly talked to a girl he thought was 15. Here’s a video covering it by John Dorsey (@goob_u2) on Instagram:
These texts are disgusting, and read like something straight out of the Epstein files. Here’s the texts themselves for anyone who can’t listen to audio:
Jake started his response by blocking the first person to mention these texts on Twitter.
He later followed up by blaming these texts on an international employee of his, claiming “It was my team who do my DM from out of the country.”
This probably leads you to a lot more questions than answers, including why Jake Lang even thinks it’s appropriate for a 16 year old to attend a “bikini protest”
In one of the screenshots Jake posted himself (source link provided in the image description), you can clearly see the bio lists a high school graduating class of 2030. I’ll let you come to your own conclusions, although many are questioning why Jake Lang would ever text a high school freshman or sophomore, as was clearly listed in the instagram bio.
NOTICE: This report contains allegations regarding Jake Lang that have not been adjudicated in a court of law. Screenshots, videos, and social media commentary referenced in this piece are presented as part of an ongoing public discourse. This publication does not assert the definitive truth of these claims.
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Holy Shit, Adam! Thank you for bringing this to our attention! OMFG! It doesn't surprise me though! MAGAts and GOP are pedos!
To be expected from filthy trash.